We got up early on Wednesday morning to head over to the Walter Kerr Theatre to try and get Standing Room for the matinee of GREY GARDENS. We waited for approx 30 minutes to find out that they won't be doing SRO for the day and you can only do 1 student ticket per ID. SO....Grey Gardens was out.
We then decide that the best course of action is probably just to go hang out at Clay and Sara's until time to head back midtown for EVIL DEAD: THE MUSICAL.
So, we get on the train at 50th and learn that it becomes an express at 96th and the next stop is 145th or you can go to 168th and cross the track and come right back downtown and hit all the local stops.
Everyone on the train apparently heard this and was perfectly fine with it. Everyone except this self absorbed old lady who was livid that the train didn't stop at 116th.
After being told by 3 different people that the next stop would be "1-4-5 Street" she started ranting throwing out these wonderful lines:
"WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL US?"
Train Guy: They did. 3 Times.
"I DIDN'T HEAR! WHY DON'T THE POST IT IN THE STATION?"
Train Guy: They did. I saw it in at last 2 places.
"THEY NEED TO DO MORE TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION CATCH IT. IT WASN'T ON THE RADIO."
Train Guy: Well, why don't you chalk this up as a learning experience and pay more attention in the future.
Homeless Guy: It's not that big of a deal, you can just go up to 168th and catch the downtown.
"IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB TO GET TO."
Homeless Guy: It's hard out there lady.
"YOU COULD GET A JOB IF YOU WANTED ONE, INSTEAD YOU BEG."
Homeless Guy: Lady, I worked for 50 years and I ain't asking you for a damned thing.
"NOW HE WANTS TO TELL US HIS STORY! SHUT UP!"
Homeless Guy: You're just a bitch aren't you? Next time why don't you skip the train and ride your broom wherever you need to go!
::everyone cracks up::
"I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS"
::the train stops she gets off opposite end of train from Homeless Guy. Homeless guy gets up and walks to door of train::
Homeless guy: See ya sweetheart. ;)
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We got to Clay and Sara's and played some video games. Then headed downtown for EVIL DEAD.
I really enjoyed EVIL DEAD, but I figure we'll podcast about it at some point, though as with Les Mis, it's possible that I'll type up a full review as well.
Today, we are going over to the Eugene O'Neill at 12:00 to get tickets to SPRING AWAKENING.
As we sit here I am watching the Parade as I couldn't deal with going ou in the water to watch.